Cali Turtles
Cali
California, United States
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Pictures taken in legal states 📸
The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
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Nothing for sale 💵🚫
Pictures taken in legal states 📸
The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
View more info
Level
70
Street Soldier
100 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  23
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Workshop Items  12
Reviews  3
Artwork  2
Groups  1
99er
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Willkommen bei den 99er!
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Power Has No Morals
In this world, people love to talk about right and wrong as if life were something simple, something written in a book. But power is never built on morality...

...it is built on determination. Those who only do what is accepted remain ordinary. Those who push beyond limits are the ones who reshape the rules. Money was never truly the objective; it is merely a byproduct of influence. In the end, people do not fear wealth...

...they fear those who have the ability to bend reality to their will.

~ Pablo Escobar
Favorite Game
Counter-Strike 2
1,350
Hours played
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Workshop Submissions 2 Screenshots 18 Review 1
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١. جمع البكسلات يُثمر.
٢. إذا لم تستثمر، فلن تنمو شيئًا.
٣. كن ذكيًا عندما يفقد الآخرون صوابهم.
٤. اشترِ عندما تدوي المدافع.
٥. الصبر يحوّل الخطوات الصغيرة إلى انتصارات كبيرة.
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➮ ★ Karambit | Doppler ➮ Factory New (Phase 3) ➮ Paint Seed: 705 - Tier 1 Max black ➮ Float: 0.008587986231
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Workshop Showcase
AK-47 Dragon Ice
Hello dear steamuser, here you can see my second workshop project named "AK-47 Dragon Ice". I hope you like it. Kind regards Max
10 ratings
Counter-Strike 2
Status - Pending, Created by - Cali Turtles
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Counter-Strike 2
1,350 Hours played
Started playing CS2 to relax after work… 600 hours later I can recite the Russian alphabet backwards while being called things that would get me arrested in five countries. My mental health? Collateral damage. My vocabulary? 90% vodka, 10% war crimes.

Every match is either:
– Rush B or perish,
– Getting one-tapped by a guy named “Putin’s Nephew”,
– Or arguing with a 12-year-old who sounds like he’s chain-smoking diesel.

I haven’t touched Duolingo in months, yet I’m fluent in Slavic rage.

Recommended? Да, but only if your therapist speaks Russian.
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boomer2.0. 23 hours ago 
best plakka in the world - chocolate king
R32.Silber 18 Feb @ 3:16pm 
Jeffrey Crackstein kennt man auch als darkney doch als Jeffrey kennen ihn nicht viele doch er wurde enthüllt in den Files und jetzt kennt in jeder.. ein mann mit chrakter und es wird behauptet das er Kinder so gern liebt das er sie unterm herzen trägt. Nur Liebe <3
v1sion 15 Feb @ 1:59pm 
rep+ human aimbot
Namin 15 Feb @ 11:10am 
Krault immer hillers linkes Ei
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JackTheRipper 12 Feb @ 12:46pm 
Guter Spieler, vor allem auf T-Side.