I got one of those really low, uncomfortably long 'disabled' toilets, and every ♥♥♥♥♥♥' time I throw a solid log in there, if I don't cut it half-way through it's departure, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥' stands on the the dry surface of the bowl, slumps forward, and tickles the seam of my scrote.