Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even, ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. Now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

Lorde seems like the type of chick that would seem pretty cool but then take MDMA at a party and start talking in a fake British accent and being really aggressive and chaotic.

She seems like she would be deceptively physically strong and I can picture her being high as a kite and just cornering me at a party and being like:

Lorde: *British accent* "Yeah yeah hey lit'l man, you like Lorde hm Gov? You like Royals n' that!?"

Me: *Cowering against the wall* "Yes Lorde I like Royals."

Lorde: *Grabs my wrist and starts twisting it* "Yeah I bet ya do ya lil man, I bet ye fooken love Royals don't ye!?"

Me: *Writhing in pain but unable to free my wrist* "Yes! Yes! I said I like it.... you're hurting me!"

Lorde: *Squeezes the entirety of my genitals in one of her strong, pale hands as she whispers in my ear* "Yeah Gov I know ye fooken love Royals ey?"

dun ignore meeeee

Gimme some of them H town street cats. aye yah G