smokin 7 gram jabbas with a cutlass in me grip like am ed kenway yeno d score

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Video showing a Burger King worker soaking in a sink full of soapy water on the day he quit is going viral on TikTok.

Candace Owens said that Charlie Kirk spoke to her about his “third eye,” claimed that “street lamps” would switch off as he ran, and described their mutual ability to “astral project.”

The wild dog is rubbing itself in an elephant's poo. Can you guess why?

FIRST FEBRUARY 2026 MEME: maggie was buried under a pile of grain

Doctor just arrived in Europe shows us his skills. Soon he will save many lives.

Krill's in-game voice line (clutch Cube): "This is the best sewer sludge I've ever bathed in."

Steal a Brainrot Roblox Hit Heads to Live-Action Film

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minimigrease redeemed Eat me!
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i reeeaaaalllyyyyneed a poo

th3_m0lez

my fat dog

are you a giant

'Petals of Reincarnation' an Anime that features Hitler turning into a Loli Elite General, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton & Julius Caesar, will Officially Broadcast April 2026.

SIX SEVE- oughh!!!....hes kicking my womb again, how desperate!...there, there little one....youll be born very soon...just dont kick mama so much!❤️ youll be born nice and healthy!❤️ mama loves you!❤️

Trump's White House View Moment Becomes Meme Favorite

Even at a young age, Lucille Krunklehorn was interested in science and adventure. Many of her favorite memories include her very first science fair, the day she got her first microscope, swimming the English Channel, and receiving a gold medal for the luge. But her favorite of all is her wedding day to a man named Bud Robinson, a science teacher who shared her quirky nature by wearing his clothes backward.

Joe doesn't speak throughout the film, but sometimes whimpers. He has apparent childlike tendencies such as sucking his thumb when he doesn't get peanut butter and jelly on his toast and being considered "the baby" when being comforted by his family.

Dung beetle casually walking over frogs with its large ball of dung 💀

pleeeas be one of my eunuchs so i can punish you.

pleeeas me one of my eunuchs so i can punish you.

hello.

big fatty mi

who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.
who WANTS to GET SMOTHERED in MY GASTRIC JUICES.

hearbraking: wattersons ha ve been left and forgotten.. do you remember? 💖

added for a dirty bomb trade - interested in 1 card

famous streamsniper White Speed from the USA tour just surprised iShowSpeed all the way in South Africa 😭

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Mario 65 is a fun little Mario fan game that recreates the classic Mario 64 intro screen, but with Mario a little older and worse for wear.

♥♥♥♥ my lmao

Scooby-Doo taught us that you can shuffle cold cuts and sliced bread like a deck of cards to make a tasty sandwich.

The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball references ‘Skibidi Toilet’ in a new episode.

He's so fat, man like he's just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obese. Like everything he does just gives strong obesity vibes. Just obesity radiation surrounding him. Super strength strong unmatched overweight aura. like just posting about Minimi is enough to just weigh my phone down. his fat globby belly achieves levels of masculine overweight aura humanity has never seen before. strong glutton filled radiation around this fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demon. how does any shirt ever manage to fit him is a mystery i will not decipher given a googol number of years. so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat. that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach is enough to give me a workout while holding this phone. my armpits get all sweaty n ♥♥♥♥ when i try to hold my phone with a mere image of him. thats how fat he is man. hes a magician and that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach of his has to be a magic trick. piece of work. that fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creature. so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obese.

My name’s angry Luigi and I’m super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad
I don’t know what to think, I’ll just sit alone and sad

There is nothing in this world that can make me smile
Honestly, it’s complicated why I’m so hostile

Think about my lonely past; depressing, scary, and cold
You can play games all you want, but I’ll no longer be controlled

My name’s angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn
So stay right there and let me kill you, it’s just what I’ve earned

im 19 im still a virgin

china has invented a pill that could hi

Hey listen. Two people were asking me about you. i gave them your address and telephone number. They will be visiting you soon. Their names are holly and jolly

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my roflcopter so lmao i heinz kechup on dis rawrrr like a dancing hamster

banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil

*On a first date.*

Boy: *deep in thought.*

The girl: Hi, what are you thinking about?

Boy: Oh, sorry. just thinking about my past.

Girl: Oh, okay. *making conversation.* So, do you have an idea for a futuristic invention?

Boy: Probably a machine that could erase my past.

My name is 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙬.

did somebody say trance?

Chaotic adventure-platformer with bouncy movement, grotesque characters & high-energy trance music.

🚨 THIS MAN HAS BEEN SPRAYING DOG MEDICINE ON HIS HANDS FOR TWO YEARS - AND NOW HE SAYS HE CAN LEVITATE METAL

Day 1:
A normal guy sprays “TUF- FOOT” a medicine originally made to harden hunting dog paws, onto his hands claiming it’ll make his skin tougher for martial arts.

Day 765:
He says his hands are now so hardened, so electrically “charged,” that he can levitate aluminum foil on command.

He documents every step.
He shows the ingredients and here’s where it gets weird:

The formula he uses was invented in 1935 for hunting dogs. The ingredients?

• Isopropyl alcohol
• Balsam Peru
• Benzoin tincture
• Acetone
• A compound the company says “hardens skin and alters surface sensitivity”

He shows the progression.
And he insists this isn’t a joke - he believes the stuff is actually changing his body.

But the w

I happened upon some artifacts in an old necropolis. Would you like to look after them?

horse urine wars