Listen up, you brain-dead degenerates, because I'm about to lay down some TRUTH that’ll leave you questioning your entire existence. MEGUMIN IS BEST GIRL. No debates, no counterarguments, no "but Aqua is funny and useless" nonsense—none of that. Megumin. Stands. Atop. The. Peak.

First of all, she’s the literal embodiment of perfection. A crimson demon with a personality so explosive it makes Little Boy look subtle. Her dedication to the sacred art of EXPLOSION MAGIC is unmatched—she’s a woman of CULTURE and PASSION, unlike that glorified walking water filter. The blue thing is out there crying over spilled wine and losing to cabbages while Megumin is out here DESTROYING entire battlefields with a single, glorious spell.

Let’s talk about her design. Megumin has the drip. The witch hat? Iconic. The eyepatch? Aesthetic. The staff? Legendary. Meanwhile, Aqua’s out here looking like a two cent harlot. the Blue Thing isn’t even a proper goddess; she’s just comic relief in a skirt that’s two inches away from being a cam girl.

And don’t even get me started on personality. Megumin is loyal, hilarious, and so damn lovable that you’d willingly let her blow you up every day of the week. Aqua? She’s the human equivalent of the dog crap on the bottom of your shoe— obnoxious, disgusting, and leaves you regretting every second you're near her.

TL;DR: Megumin mogs Aqua so hard, it’s embarrassing. She’s cute, funny, stylish, powerful, and literally the heart of the show. Aqua can take her L and cry in the corner while Megumin rains explosions from above like the goddess she is. Case closed.