Santa requests if you insist on believing he's a home intruder every year that you use a nerf gun instead of buckshot. The elves have had to divert 20% of production this year into new suits due to the number of holes. Merry Christmas!

Santa! The children, they've lit the beacon with milk and cookies, Christmas calls for aid! Merry Christmas!

Santa saw what happened when you were sleeping last year and has had to attend psychological counseling all year. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!
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Ho ho ho Merry Chirstmas! https://clips.twitch.tv/ShakingSuaveCobraAliens-VDdy3GZRf-8DoamO

Santa demands a sacrifice of milk and cookies, you have until midnight on the 25th to pay. Merry Christmas!