I WANT TO DIE!

I was born in 1866 and i grew up in a muslim extremist household. I lived through 3 great wars including the holocaust and the battle of moncrooft. Because of it i have severe PTSD from all those diamond swoords. This causes me to have crippling depression, suicidal thoughts and fantasise about shooting up schools. I watched some serious Anime when I was younger, and made it into my first year of preschool at the age of 15. I was in my 8th grade math class. All year a particular student, known for being a little wacky, had been occasionally pretending to be Pikachu. Some days he would sit there working on stuff and someone would ask him a question or whater and he'd just respond 'Pika? Piiiika CHUU' or any other combination. Well, one day late in the year we are working on our assignment after recieving the lecture and said kid starts making some weird noises. Starts to shake a little bit. At first I thought maybe he was starting to seize, but just as it starts to get frighteningly violent he stops still as a rock and practically shouts "RAICHU!!!' After a couple seconds of stunned silence, our teacher simply shakes his head and says, 'Derrick, principles office, now.' I was taught by my boy ainsly and he showed me the ways of the legendary meat rub. As a teenager i worked as a stripper for shrek and got molested multiple times. I also own several bleach companies, drink it regularly and consider it as my favorate beverage. Now i just stay at home in pyongyang with my husband, pyrocynical, and three kids, these are stomedy, the dinkster and phewdiepie. I usually just take care of my husband's memes during the day so he doesnt get lonely, but i find time to watch at least 4 hardcore pornos a day. My favourite hobbys include nutscaping and getting spitroasted. I also am a regular abuser of many hardcore drugs, including bleach and smoking tea. in the future I desire to meet Hitler and learn how to solo the kazoo like the legend and my role model: the kazoo kid! but for now i will just have to live with rubbing my meat just like my father Ainsley does so nicely!
^ I’m ♥♥♥♥-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =__=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n_n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -__-;;;;;