Long dedicated to the service of Monster Hunter, a franchise loved by many, but never moreso than our dear Cameron, we bid farewell to his ISP, who was called upon to serve this day, and paid the throttling sacrifice.

At 12pm in the Eastern United States Timezone, Cameron's internet service came to a crushing regular-speed, betraying his trust, and allowing his future of playing Monster Hunter to be pushed a little further into the future.

His ISP is survived by Cameron, Lisa, and the modem. Services will be held at 1:30pm, give or take a few megabytes per second.