erm...i went to court today for a speeding ticket, and i told the judge, erm..."let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, i'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, i don't repeat myself for nobody," i said. i says..."i'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." i says "i'm here to pay off my speeding ticket...and i'm here to get my fines out of the way and get the ♥♥♥♥ to work." the judge says "you can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." then i said...i told the judge, "if that's the best you can do, i feel sorry for you." i said "why don't you just shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth for once and listen." i said "i'm not gonna take any ♥♥♥♥." i said "i'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like i said." i walked up to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ judge and i hand him my 25 dollars and i says "here's my money, now i am leaving."


and i left it at that...




...then, before i left, i turned around and told the judge "i'm here to state who i am and be honest with you." i said "if they thought i was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when i first got it? yes they would. and the judge says "yeah, you have a point," he goes "you don't need to get loud," i said "don't get loud?" i says "i've got every right to get loud." i says "you can't do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing about it, because i'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. you think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ river for 20 years? well you're not."


and i left it at that...