"Sorry, my tortilla was burning..." - Setsu 2019

"It's not a warcrime if they're Polish." - Sam 2018

"You are a skeleton's meat armor." - /u/Brazen_Serpent 2017

"I wanna study archaeology and by archaeology I mean bones and by bones I mean ♥♥♥♥." - Sophie 2017

"Dude, the universe showed its ♥♥♥♥ to me tonight." - Jack 2017

"Can your bird swim?" - Jobe 2016

"How does one not colon?" - Louis 2016

"Put me on your profile." - Fake Globalou, 2020

"im gonna jeez in your moms hair" - Tugalou 1943

"I need more butt-fat" - Steven 2015

"The term 'alien race' is not racist" - Andrew 2015

"You can pay with money or cash" - Shawn 2015

"At least I'm not an architect." - Sean 2015

"He laddered into my shot!" - Louis 2015

"I'm not that good at Geometry" - Louis 2015

"How much aids do you have?" - Louis 2015

"They should make roads out of clipboards and tires out of weasels." - Mr. Buczyna 2015

"Dude, that pepperoni just burned me" - Zell 2014

"Hitler did nothing wrong" - [REDACTED] 2013

"lillerly" - White girls 2010 - Present

"Four hundred and twenty, light the plant afire." - Jesse 2014

"I dare you to do that again! Do it! I'll kiss you in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' neck!" - Jesse 2014

"No." - Rosa Parks 1955

"9 out of 10 people involved in stair related accidents use the stairs" - Gabe 2014





"bind mouse1 kill; unbind mouse2; sensitivity 200"

3:13 PM - Sizzle: how to get to global
3:13 PM - Sizzle: bind mouse1 "+attack; say memes"



Step 1. Acquire currency
Step 2. Repeat step 1




1. Find a match on CSGO Lounge
2. Analyze to find who will win
3. Bet against that team
4. ???
5. Profit