A lot of people accuse me of hacking in this game. Well, listen up, liberals. I don't hack. It's called skill. That's right, I dedicated my blood, sweat, and tears to getting better at this game. Something you blue haired liberals can't fathom. While you were crying about joe biden and eating pizza. I was at war with my blood brothers. You will never understand what it takes to be a pro. Next time you want to accuse someone of hacking, look in the mirror first. Leave the real games to the adults. #HuniePopPro

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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babe, where are my p80 switches??? :(((

More booletts zir!!

Thank you for the protein sir