You got caught lacking :p

Yo, too bad, run your games somewhere else ya goofy

yo added

Begone wretches, this be myne own minecraft girlfriend. Be away with you sinful creatures lest you incure the wrath of god himself through the consequnces of thyn's own greed and shameful lusts. I spit at thee. Patooie. Hear ye, hear ye. Arrrrg.

The Noble Charter of Ethical Gooning

Hear ye, hear ye, the code of sacred stroke:

1. Thou must honor the source—faithful and true.

2. Let the muse be original, or at least of noble taste.

3. All acts must dwell within consent, reason, and law.

4. If art be thy fare—digital or drawn—it must be wrought with care and passion deep.

5. Though taste be fickle as the moon, all subjects must be of rightful age, in flesh and thought.

6. Bring no harm, neither to mind nor form, of the subject fine.

7. Goon not beyond twice per day, lest thou anger thy sinews.

8. Reflect: shall this be a fap of glory, or a fruitless toil?

9. If the subject be not shaped in human frame, abstain.

10. Defile not thyself with matters of filth or foul discharge; ‘tis beneath even the basest knave.

Thus is the sacred writ. Violate not this gooning gospel, lest thou be cast into the shadow of shame.