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"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me."
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

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How to use your Fasteroid™

1. I own a Sandbox Garry's Mod server called "E2 Beyond Infinity" with 20x E2 limits and lax rules.
 You should stop by sometime, it's a cool place.

2. I like helping people, so if there's anything you think I can help with don't hesitate to ask!
 Ask for help with E2, coding, mathematics... if it's vaguely nerdy I can probably assist.
 Just don't expect miracles, my time *is* finite after all.

3. Put effort into asking good questions—otherwise I won't (and probably can't) help you.
 Tell me what is wrong and how it should be.
  Also, don't ask to ask. [dontasktoask.com] It's really annoying and not productive!

4. I (like many other humans) can only process one thing effectively at a time.
  I will get around to you eventually, but there might be some waiting involved if you want good results.

5. Always tell the truth, and please don't withhold information. I don't care if there's a "good reason".
 Without proactive communication, the best I can be is sub-optimal.

6. An ideal friendship for me is a 50/50 coin toss between who asks who to hang out.
  I try to maintain this ratio as to not seem disinterested or be overly-attached, but that also means you'll need to set the pace.
  If this seems "transactional" to you, we're better off not being friends in the first place.

7. If you purposefully play with my feelings with ill intent, expect to get the permanent silent treatment.
 There's four or so I've sentenced to this. Please don't be the fifth. It's ridiculous I've gotta do this.