All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape...Let's rock!

You gotta be you. Only one in the world.

I'M BRUTAL AND RUTHLESS!
MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS!
MY DEFENCES ARE IMPREGNABLE!

I smoke cause it gives me Knowledge.

10:07 - Alps: ya lol
10:07 - Alps: ur basically master now
^
Self proclaimed "King of God Hand" telling me I'm da bes. Thanks brah.

16:39 - seVer (Outta Town): We're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking about shaving Jesus Christ

Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: are we sure this is best item name
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: without a doubt

Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Cerebella is my waifu
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Please never quote that

Crash #TSTJ: My first was with Nano

Crash #TSTJ: I like how TSTJ 4 isn't even out yet and there's already plans for TSTJ 6

Nano tells me a big secret about himself

Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: brb
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: im black

SiXau: Right, Totally forgot you're just another dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ millenial "born mobile" piece of ♥♥♥♥, bereft of humor. Whatever. Enjoy your rehashed, unoriginal and painfully unfunny social interactions that you deem to be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ interesting. ♥♥♥♥.

Not Alexander: I hope that ana gets a buff next update
Crash #TSTJ is now Offline.

"Now Arriving at Eichenwalde"
"Prepare to Attack"
Me: "Everytime we play this map, we always lose"
Nano: "Yeah, well not today"
Widowmaker and Ana instalocked
Nano: "Alright, maybe today"

Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: 16 is nearing that age though where this goes from "it's just 16" to "i guess it wasn't a phase mom"
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: I'd really like you to quote that

seVer: Pssst
seVer: pssssttttttttt
Not Alexander: sorry
Not Alexander: NotAlexander can't come to Steam right now
Not Alexander: He is currently in a game of Overwatch
Not Alexander: Please leave your message after the beep
Not Alexander: *beeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
seVer: ♥♥♥♥ you *hangs up*