The Machine
United States
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Favorite Game
5.2
Hours played
24
Achievements
Review Showcase
5.2 Hours played
This is my favorite game to ever be released ever in the history of ever
Favorite Guide
318 ratings
This guide lists the locations of all the postcard pieces. Additionally, missable achievements (and how to obtain them) are mentioned for the corresponding levels. The cats' location will not be featured in this guide, since the game offers a solid hint sy
Screenshot Showcase
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Recent Activity
245 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
117 hrs on record
last played on 9 Feb
89 hrs on record
last played on 9 Feb
Estebean 19 Dec, 2025 @ 6:06pm 
hi
Shade 25 Nov, 2025 @ 11:17am 
GGs from the Trans Bubba
graves' favorite boots 19 Sep, 2025 @ 2:44pm 
Watched this guy peel his foreskin away from his ♥♥♥♥ like a banana. He was making ape sounds the entire time and gesturing in a gorilla-like fashion toward me. He asked me if 'chimp wants banana'. +rep
The Machine 13 Aug, 2025 @ 1:38pm 
thank you 💖(i have no idea who you are)
xMegzi 13 Aug, 2025 @ 8:58am 
most stupid US ape
The Machine 3 Aug, 2025 @ 9:50pm 
check the knife though