Hi my name is Sunny, and I’ve been addicted to gooning for about 3 years now. It’s tearing my family apart. If I spawn with the phone, something takes over me and I type p*rnhub so fast you’d think I’ve got a macro for it. Every time that little voice in my head tells me to stop gooning I just ignore it. The rush of ejaculating is all I can think about as I go to bed at night. When I first started gooning I was timid, but once I felt the feeling of dopamine during my first session, I knew I was addicted - but I didn’t care. I still don’t care. I’m here in sex addict anonymous because my court-appointed therapist made me come. If it were up to me, I’d be gooning to Riley Reid right now, without a single reflection on the consequences of my actions. I just love it so much, I need it.

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice.

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hell yeah!

I goon to cs2 gameplay too! i don't know why but i find it extremely relaxing, especially the perfect, clean, erection-inducing deagle shots which just make me lose my mind. I never told anyone about it, but since you said it I think there might be some other people too, my usual routine is watching those highlight compilations and gooning to them in the bathroom. It's extremely good.

Am I the only person who unironically goons to CS2 (not the women) gameplay?

I used to be asexual and aromantic, since I think everyone looks just as okay and I find no romantic interest in talking to people. Porn is just downright disgusting for me. But whenever I watch good gameplay, I get uncontrollably erect and can't resist the urge to start masturbating. I want to know that is it just me who masturbates to gameplay from CS2? Or do other people do it as well? Just look at any insane clip or and tell me you DONT get hard at how satisfying the gameplay is????? I need answers.

No, I am not talking about girls like the Ava or Sally skins. I meant the pure, raw gameplay.

SunnyTS #GoonInput