cannibal dynamo
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At the start of the 3rd Labour government, I urged people not to vote for a pro-Labour union delegate. My house that I rented was bugged with a two-way bug and I was nagged by an American woman.
I turn on my tape recorder when I go out, on one day tape recorded them nagging me.
The police refused to listen to the tape and insisted I was hearing voices. I asked the Hereford St. Duty Sergeant if I could speak to the Commander. I was refused. We now bug the bugs onto the police car frequency, so they can ask on TV2 Police 10/7 programme, for people to identify the voices.
There is no such thing as Schizophrenia or aural dysfunction it is a left wing political racket.
All schizophrenics should be released from hospital, and paid $4000 in compensation, and given some sort of pardon. Cheers.
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At the start of the 3rd Labour government, I urged people not to vote for a pro-Labour union delegate. My house that I rented was bugged with a two-way bug and I was nagged by an American woman.
I turn on my tape recorder when I go out, on one day tape recorded them nagging me.
The police refused to listen to the tape and insisted I was hearing voices. I asked the Hereford St. Duty Sergeant if I could speak to the Commander. I was refused. We now bug the bugs onto the police car frequency, so they can ask on TV2 Police 10/7 programme, for people to identify the voices.
There is no such thing as Schizophrenia or aural dysfunction it is a left wing political racket.
All schizophrenics should be released from hospital, and paid $4000 in compensation, and given some sort of pardon. Cheers.
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shart 4 Feb @ 4:53am 
your not a gamer

no you’re not a gamer. Im so sick of all these people who think theyre gamers. No your not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “i put well over 100hrs in this game and its great!” Thats nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ In all of our games.
I see people who only have the nintendo switch and claim to be gamers Come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then well be friends

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokemon is not a real game, animal crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games Are NOT. REAL. GAMES.

Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and SKILL for once
mateo 19 Jan @ 4:18am 
welcome back captain
guh?? 1 Oct, 2024 @ 3:08am 
young chungus hit the spot hes ready to win main
cannibal dynamo 12 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34pm 
two great big infractions and then i'm hive
hive 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:54pm 
two big WHATS and then I’m HUH?
cannibal dynamo 20 Jul, 2024 @ 2:31am 
jock cheese