Play KoF. Go to college. Brush your teeth. Don't do drugs... In that order.

Since when is 'TRY HARD' an insult?

Also, why make love to a thousand women when you can love one woman a thousand ways?

A goal is often not something meant to be achieved, but something meant simply to be aimed for.

Sometimes, it's worth doing something that sometimes won't work.

Seriously, play KoF.

A friend once told me something very wise. I'm sure it's in this list somewhere.